In this Very Special Episode sponsored by Tommy John, we review the Italian-Canadian rom-com Little Italy. Oofah, how did this movie ever get made? JVL finds Emma Roberts irresistable. Sonny ranks the movie’s stereotypes, from best to worst. Vic resists wearing pants to the office. Plus Sonny reassures us he is fine.

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In this latest episode sponsored by Tommy John and DoorDash, we discuss the indie-horror film The Lighthouse starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson. Sonny liked it, obviously. Vic didn’t understand it, obviously. JVL rediscovers his HD DVD player. Plus advice on where to buy fancy faucets!

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In this latest episode, we review Under the Silver Lake starring Andrew Garfield. Sonny and JVL can’t stop gushing about it. Vic could not make sense of it. We also discuss the new Tenet trailer. And JVL questions the racial stereotyping on pizza boxes.

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In this latest episode sponsored by Tommy John, we discuss Capone starring Tom Hardy. JVL goes back to the beach—and so do the Bennies! Vic goes the wrong way in a supermarket. Sonny gets his fill of Buffalo Trace. Plus figuring out how to play craps during a pandemic. And an old friend returns to the show!

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We discuss the soon-to-be-rereleased Flash Gordon. JVL calls it a psycho-sexual masterpiece. Sonny thought less of it. Vic explains why he’s recording in his basement. Plus ZZ Top lyrics explained!

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In this latest episode, we discuss Val Kilmer, who has a new memoir, I’m Your Huckleberry. Of course we haven’t read it but that doesn’t stop us from discussing his films! Vic promises not to say his name. JVL shares his obsession with Calvin Klein. And Sonny talks about theaters reopening. Plus listener shout-outs!

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In this latest episode, we discuss the new Netflix movie Extraction starring Chris Hemsworth. Sonny likes it enough, JVL finds it derivative, and Vic loves the grenade launcher. Sonny shares news about They Called Me Wyatt, a new book from Rebeller Media. JVL shares his conspiracy theory about graphing calculators. And Vic makes his own simple syrup.

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We discuss the new Michael Jordan documentary The Last Dance. JVL calls it hagiography. Sonny loves Rick Fox. Vic struggles with his Dikembe Mutombo impression. Plus Guitar Hero, cassette tapes, and the true nature of The Batman!

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In this latest episode we discuss the 20th anniversary of Gladiator. Could it be Ridley Scott’s best movie, Russell Crowe’s best role, or the best gladiator movie of all time? Let the rankings decide! Plus JVL gives Sonny an Easter quiz, Sonny talks Michael Biehn and Tombstone, and Vic shares his strategy for world domination.

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We discuss the return of comedian Louis CK in Sincerely. JVL explains Wrestlemania amid a pandemic. Vic wants more free TV—a lot more. And Sonny suffers an Old Fashioned disaster. Plus Manhattans, movie releases, and Immobiliare!

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On this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker and DoorDash, we break down the Netflix docuseries Tiger King. JVL calls it an indictment against democracy. Vic calls it aspirational. Sonny discusses movie-making in the time of coronavirus. Plus JVL on family blackjack and Vic’s tips for hot bars (which may or may not come back).

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On this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker, we review The Hunt, which we all saw from the comfort of our homes! Sonny discusses the dismal fate of movie theaters. JVL replaces the “Freshman 15” with the “COVID 19.” Vic eats everything before it spoils and sometimes a little after.

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In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash and Calm, we discuss pandemic movies like Outbreak and even War of the Worlds. Sonny relates his own “contagion” experience. JVL doesn’t want to touch anything (nothing new there), and Vic plays Axis & Allies.

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In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon, we discuss the Amazon Prime Holocaust revenge series Hunters—in bad taste or just derivative? Sonny and JVL talk about the impact of the Corona virus on the film industry. Vic and JVL felt old returning to Georgetown. Plus a review of the Union and Penn Station Acela lounges!

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In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash and Calm, we discuss the Oscar-winning Parasite. JVL has a deep take on the plight of the proletariat. Vic once worked for Korean bosses. Sonny recounts the Rebeller screening of VFW and meeting fans of the show. Plus thoughts on Sonic the Hedgehog, The Call of the Wild, and Lenten sacrifices!

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In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss Birds of Prey. JVL has thoughts on toxic masculinity. Sonny reveals just how difficult it is to end your gym membership. Vic breaks out the Quadrant Calculator. Plus Oscar talk and that new trailer for The French Dispatch—more Wes Anderson than Wes Anderson!

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In this latest episode sponsored by Calm, we discuss Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen. Sonny goes on a cable rant. JVL buys a new plunger. Vic confuses Spectrum with Spectravision. Plus making the case for the seaward!

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In this latest episode sponsored by Calm and DoorDash, we discuss the box office and some of our favorite movies. Cillizza can’t say enough about Sucker Punch. Vic does a Hoya Q&A while JVL listens patiently. Cillizza and JVL talk sports while Vic listens patiently. Plus Revenge of the Sith, stomach flu, and a Jonah Nolan story!

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In this latest episode, sponsored by SwagRight.com, we discuss Bad Boys for Life. JVL has words for an unkind reviewer. Sonny prepares for his big move. Vic makes coffee for a hundred people. Plus a ranking of the best movies of the 2010s!

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In this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker and SwagRight.com, we discuss the World War I drama 1917. JVL loved it, but is it too gimmicky, Sonny wonders? Vic’s mouth feels like an ashtray. Plus that other Star Wars script—more Rose, please!

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